Tag: Captain Oardorn
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7 – Three Flowers and a Faceful of Stupid
So, the Captain’s gone and turned undead, poor sod. We got her locked in one o’ them guard tower cells nice and tight. With her groanin’ locked away, it’s high time we make our way to the blasted old wizard’s tower. The city’s too quiet for my likin’, and I’ve got a bad itch in…
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6 – Undead, Illusions, and Idiots: Just Another Day
By Moradin’s beard, that blasted fool must’ve been screamin’ all damn night! Who needs a cockerel when ye got him caterwaulin’ outside? With a great huff, I haul open the window, grumblin’ all the while, and against me better judgment, I drag him back inside. As I do, I catch a glimpse o’ where we…
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5 – A Pit, A Rope, and A Lot of Bad Ideas
Aye, as we press on toward them flickerin’ lights, we stumble upon a chamber with a side door, while the corridor stretches forward into the dark. Neither the Captain nor Shredder know the best way ahead, but there be tracks leadin’ down the main tunnel. Before I can so much as grunt, them reckless young’uns…
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3 – Blades, Blood, and a Bizarre Bunch o’ Fools
The last thing I remember is Mary haulin’ me sorry hide to shore. Must’ve blacked out after that. When I come to, the Caldea’s long gone, swallowed by the damned sea. We’ve all washed up on this gods-forsaken beach—well, not all of us. Just me, the rest o’ the party, and the Captain. No sign…
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2 – Beards Don’t Belong on Boats!
Bah! I’ve never liked the sea. Dwarves weren’t made fer water—we belong on solid rock, not bobbin’ about like a drunk goblin on a barrel! But the captain, a fine lass with a sharp tongue, agreed to take us across to Nesathew if we pulled our weight aboard. So, I made meself useful, helpin’ Ordif…
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1 – A Fool’s Errand, or a Warrior’s Destiny?
I usually get me contracts from the work board at The Hunters’ Guild here in Harrow’s End. But this mornin’? There was a scroll, stuffed under a rock at me door. No idea who this Thimius fella is, but by me beard, it’s been too long since I’ve had a real adventure. And if the…